Business Perthshire Magazine

Business Perthshire Magazine

We thank the Corporate Designer, or should that be Corporate Entertainer (well he keeps us amused) for announcing in his free paper that he plans to launch 2 new websites in 2006 which will be linked to Business Perthshire. That's very generous, we can't wait.

Perhaps he will also invite us to the Perthshire Busisnes Fair in May as detailed in the Chamber Newsletter - put together by him!!

From Jan to July the Chamber calendar consists of a list of jollies - 24/1 lunch, 22/2 lunch, 28/3 lunch, 10/5 Busisnes Fair (all day lunch and booze up), 13/6 lunch, 2/7 lunch, 28/7 golf. I wonder do they ever do anything useful at all.

You only get quality like this from the Perthshire Chamber of Commerce.

Scandal of poison Pen letters

Our friend over at Perthshire Business received an abusive personal attack last week in the form of a poison pen letter. The writer went to great lengths to disguise himself but the style of typography and abuse of punctuation marks was a bit of a giveaway. Having gone to the trouble of typing the letter the writer was then stupid enough to hand write the envelope - doh!!! There is very strong evidence that points to the author of this letter as being a member of the Perthshire Chamber of Commerce. Check out the handwriting:

Hmmm - looks very familiar!!!

The Chamber were given until Friday 20th January 2006 to address this serious matter and if proven, to expel the member concerned. They failed to communicate proving once again the corruption that exists within this organisation.

People are always talking about tradition, but they forget we have a tradition of a few hundred years of nonsense and stupidity, that there is a tradition of idiocy, incompetence and crudity. - Hugo Demartini